23 Comments

1. 

   Lurker9605 on October 22, 2022 at 7:45 pm

   Interviewer: why company x?

   Obviously because I want a new ducking job with more pay. I don’t give af what we do or what we sell.

   But what is the appropriate answer here?

2. 

   OVV-2 on October 22, 2022 at 7:45 pm

   get your dicks ready for no nut november

3. 

   AmbitiousSkirt2 on October 22, 2022 at 7:45 pm

   Time to hit the real casino because our casino is closed I want to remind myself of the pain of the market so I think I’m going roulette tonight

4. 

   zjz on October 22, 2022 at 7:45 pm

   

5. 

   ewzetf on October 22, 2022 at 7:45 pm

   think we’ll go into lockdowns again now that rona seems to be surging and the new variants are more deadly

6. 

   Warnum_Bufiticus on October 22, 2022 at 7:45 pm

   My wife found a yoga trainer she’s just friends with on bmbl. Bullish

7. 

   AdditionalAd1431 on October 22, 2022 at 7:45 pm

   XOM calls seem obvious

8. 

   dinglebarrybonds on October 22, 2022 at 7:45 pm

   alright

9. 

   -Dreamville- on October 22, 2022 at 7:45 pm

   To the crib , let’s gooooooo

10. 

    I_am_LuluButts on October 22, 2022 at 7:45 pm

    Because

    When the sun shines, we shine together

11. 

    isweat_ on October 22, 2022 at 7:45 pm

    And them bullets sang

    And them choppers sang

12. 

    Coffeepillow on October 22, 2022 at 7:45 pm

    According to my tea leaf analysis, we’ll either turn around at 383 after this week, or we’ll continue to climb to 400 before the next inflation report on the 10th. Then we drop to 330

13. 

    felipesizzosmoes on October 22, 2022 at 7:45 pm

    Hoping the padres win 

14. 

    Lurker9605 on October 22, 2022 at 7:45 pm

    What do you say when an interviewer asks: what do you like to do outside of work?

    Obviously I can’t tell them drinking, hookers, gambling, etc. so what is something I can say that is socialy acceptable?

15. 

    ComfortableOwl0 on October 22, 2022 at 7:45 pm

    Well boys after 2 years I finally caught the rona

16. 

    EatingPussyisHealthy on October 22, 2022 at 7:45 pm

    Ive found that Mormon girls are some of the biggest sluts, I love it! I also live right next to a temple so it’s prime pussy hunting grounds

17. 

    Unusual_Poetry372 on October 22, 2022 at 7:45 pm

    That’s cap

18. 

    KingCuckTren on October 22, 2022 at 7:45 pm

    Just finished jacking off, so fucking exhausted

19. 

    Ok-Negotiation3683 on October 22, 2022 at 7:45 pm

    Yo you guys are cool but I seriously worry about some of you. Take care of yourselves. You’re worth it

20. 

    Raging-BustnLoad on October 22, 2022 at 7:45 pm

    I got my head out of Cathie Woods’ pussy… Woo… Woo… Woo… Woo… Yea

21. 

    decjr06 on October 22, 2022 at 7:45 pm

    No nuke November? Plz Mr putin

22. 

    I_am_LuluButts on October 22, 2022 at 7:45 pm

    #Frr frr on god no cap

23. 

    hypeaze on October 22, 2022 at 7:45 pm

    The moment I felt old as a millenial was when I overheard a conversation of 2 of my employees in their early 20s this week talking about a customer:

    E1: “he said we didn’t call back”

    E2: “bruh, that’s cap, I tried 3 times”

    E1: “boomer didn’t prolly see it”

    I don’t know if I should fire them or give them raises.