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Tesla calls Monday?
I have $500 for options . Been taking a break . Wth do I buy
Next week: wsb is reminded about the difference between bears and pigs.
Bought ARKK end of day Friday. Looking for a rally next week
Of all the shitty simulated realities we are stuck in this one. At least we have the limitless soundtrack
Here JPOW is ratcheting up rates to slow demand. And you have these regards who are constantly saying, they wish he’d hurry and just raise it all at once so we can get it over with so they can buy! I guess they miss the whole point that he wants you to stop buying.
Janice Griffith has the best looking and cleanest looking asshole in the history of porn.
9 times out of 10, the most replayed section of a YouTube video is T&A
I think I have this https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20210609-how-long-will-long-covid-last
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this [graph](https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/fredgraph.png?g=U7oT) made me nut. Any 3X bear real estate ETFs out there?
What emerging markets can I invest in. I’m a Michael Burry / Jeremy Grantham fan – Western world is too risky. Countries like China, Turkey, Brazil are also one step away from being like Russia and overloaded with geopolitical issues. What are some chill countries whose markets are not exposed to any mortal dangers? Countries with strong currencies and don’t like to do anything adventurous like Switzerland.
Almost done with *Shoe Dog,* pretty good so far. It’s about the underdog story of Stanford MBA grad Phil Knight and his lawyer / newspaper publisher family and the struggles of starting Nike with his famous college running coach co-founder.
On the plus side, Turkish baklava is vastly superior to that of the Greeks
Toe beans
https://i.imgur.com/O3nD8eD.jpg
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What is this problem with China yet?
So when people ask me where I went to college I usually tell them where I got my undergrad and then my MBA. Is that a dick thing to do? I mean I feel like since I did the thing I might as well be proud of it.
The weekend threads used to be fun then they turned on the animations and everyone left.
It’s the time of the year to mate
Imagine trying to go to the bathroom in a zero gravity environment. That’s how I’m going to try to explain the mess I just made in there.
Imagine buying a home at the peak of the housing bubble
Corn rippin
God I hate gifs, dunno why just Fukn hate em
u/bearhunter429 is here predicting stuff, just like he predicted.
What height shall I put on my dating profile?
I’m 5’7 and 3/4 but I’m closer to 5’8 so might as well say that. However you’re always wearing shoes, so basically 5’9 if you consider the extra inch. But you’ve got to round to the nearest 10 so you might as well say 5’10. At 5’10 that’s the average height, so you’ve got to be 1 better so may as well say 5’11. But when you’re 5’11 everyone knows most people can’t tell between that and 6’0 so may as well say I’m 6’0. But, when all guys are saying 6’0 people will think you re lying so you might as well say 6’1. But since 6’1 is a prime number you’ve got to say 6’2.
I would trade my portfolio for wifey material
Last night at resort going back home tmrw 🙁
Germany GDP just went up after i spent 200 euros on the oktoberfest
With 3 months to go in the year, we’ve already had more red days than most years did in the last two decades.
Golden Village Harbourfront is a dope cinema. With such opps, no wonder that dogshit cine went broke 
OPEN THE CASINO!!!
Canada’s military could easily defeat Russia’s military.
How many things are priced in?
Xi Jinping is on house arrest. He is the most powerful man in China and has been for years. Since he is under house arrest, it is be the biggest news story in the world.
I began mobile jerking on my psp back in 05. God bless.
Nuclear Weapon detonated on the Russia / Ukraine border.
Do stocks go up, or down?
My friend keeps bragging ab how many job interviews he has, and it has become rather annoying
What’s going on with the coup in china?
Thing is, most of the companies in the ***S&P 500*** aren’t overleveraged zombies hooked on cheap credit.
OR ARE THEY?
Oil is at 78 falling down to 73, so that’s pretty cool. Maybe the next CPI report or whatever can finally be a good number.
When TV couples fight it triggers me
I have exactly a two-dollar bear coin, and an Elizabeth 2nd coin left from my Richmond trip. This is a sign, my puts fked
If you’re subscribed to daily harvest you are a dumbass. It’s literally cut up fruits and vegetables in a cup at a 400% premium
Y’all ever eat one of those chocolate coins but it was all metal and no chocolate
German GDP Sunday. Border line negative. Watch out. Could pump dxy