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Damn. Everyone was really bearish yesterday and now everyone is bullish. That should mean my calls are a guarantee to print tomorrow right?
LUV poots
Kbai
Jim Cramer in a minion onesie trying to do a backflip live on Mad Money while he has food poisoning. Craps himself right before the commercial break
Did Epstein really hang himself or did he just end up leaving the Matrix to get young pussy in the real world?
!banbet SPY 369 2d
Declined for a near entry level position (hoping to transition from a brokerage role to an underwriting role) from the same company who had HR give my resume to the head of their private client division to schedule a lunch meeting…
*Thoughts?* 
Well my diet is going to shit tonight. What should I order from taco bell?
Where would spy be now without the Russia Ukraine conflict / sanctions
Who here eats boiled hotdogs
Should I have unprotected hookerSex tonight?
just sent my ex a text, somebody bully me
Sold my puts for a $2k profit; if I had held for a couple more hours, they would’ve been close to $25k. Ohh well, being positive is a good feeling. I just gotta do it 3 more times to be positive for the year 
Dear Santa,
I would like a fat bank account and a skinny body. Please don’t mix it up again next year.
Warm regards
Dear Netflix
Why do kids cartoon characters need clearly defined sexualities ?
Sometimes I just turn on that 10 hours of fart noises video on YouTube and fall asleep to it
I’m so happy…. Managed to get $25 green on my local market the ASX….
I love when I get green on a red day… No matter how much it was.
Southwest puts
In Seattle, a 21 year old man is charged with committing 36 armed robberies in 2 weeks.
They should have a show instead of naked and afraid. Puts or calls, you buy it and they put you on island for 21 days without a phone.
SBF is not in a position to demand kosher meals in federal prison….
that guy still talking about KMX in here ?
(Bloomberg) — “This year’s unprecedented plunge in Tesla Inc. has put $157 million worth of related Korean structured products at risk of capital loss unless the electric-vehicle giant’s stock stages a dramatic recovery”
This is the part in the movie where tesla rallies 50% to save Korea 
Well this isnt the movies folks, all bulls will get fked
God i need nvda to drop 10% tmr
Who wants my flair ?
Bed Bath & Beyond ‘will be gone’ by this time next year, analyst says
[https://finance.yahoo.com/news/bed-bath-beyond-will-be-gone-by-this-time-next-year-analyst-says-190559291.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/bed-bath-beyond-will-be-gone-by-this-time-next-year-analyst-says-190559291.html)
Taste test
I’d say if I’m able to bust a nut to slideshows of hairy old men while a computer is simultaneously playing endless diarrhea videos in the background, then I could definitely be a pornstar.
Just went all in with a 3 7 in poker and beat K K, guy cashed out and left the lobby immediately lol
Are guidos the white trash rednecks of the northeast?
So close, no matter how far
Couldn’t be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters