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AAC CLYDE SPACE .. anyone noticed volume increasing?
5 years from now, SPY will be at the same price and all of you will have wasted 5 years of your life
I seriously want to fuck Tom Lee. Thursday is going to be nuts
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/yagth12 (0/1) made a bet that DKNG would go to 12.0 within **1 day** when it was 11.52 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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What’s with all the workout talk in here…. This subs level of gay went up a lot today.
Bad news hardly affects markets, no news legs it up, good news could potentially moonshot us. Yup sounds like a bull run.
Calls on Segway?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4A80pWDvwn8&feature=emb_logo
SPY Pump to 384 around mid day tomorrow and then back down to 375 by EOD
All Tren’s girls belong to the streets
There were way too many people at Disneyland so calls. However the rides broke down constantly so puts next quarter.
CVNA CALLS GRO BALLS
Is this week’s CPI another cratering red open?
Calls all on Disney
the american flag being on the moon can only mean one thing, stocks will follow
[When you wanna get fucked up, but you don’t wanna pass out](https://imgur.com/a/zesNU4L). Is this licka worth it for $20? I’ve never had it before
Elon paid 44B just to get trolled by impersonators on Twitter 
The problem with only voting sometimes is all the spam you get. Had about 20 texts today from people trying to get my vote
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Calls all on Disney
Disney calls for sure
I want the market to moon on a red sweep to draw out calls, only to drill to the earth’s molten core once CPI comes in hotter than expected. The rug pull after the bull trap on FOMC last week was hilarious give me more.
Some of you are willing to pretend Santa is real just so you can get presents, and it snows
I’ve lost so much money this week. Im done for a while. This is not what I needed in my shit life.
Wonder if the tech bros sitting on mortgages collateralized by RSUs which were decimated this year realize the “value” of their property is about to go through something similar
Watch me run out of money right before QE comes back on 
Is growing a giant muff beard a hedge for camel toe?????????????????????????????????????????????????
Liberals n Democrats will sell their Tesla stocks after hearing Musk promoting to vote Republican
Cornell halts fraternity parties after alleged sex assaults and druggings
They really should require every freshmen to download Robinhood apps and give each one $1,000 instead of laptops or iPads. No regard has time for sex and druggings
Would be lulzy is Twitter self-implodes from people making Elon Musk “parody” accounts and getting banned.
Cornell halts fraternity parties after alleged sex assaults and druggings
They really should require every freshmen to download Robinhood apps and give each one $1,000 instead of laptops or iPads. No regard has time for sex and druggings
if i win the powerball im gonna sell u guys so many calls and puts, ill never buy an option ever, ill just write them and become the market maker
Jones good ass bbq and foot massage
But how does this affect LeBrons legacy?