What kind of troll is this?

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What kind of troll is this?

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What kind of troll is this?



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What kind of troll is this?


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44 Comments

  1. CBStrick

    He wanted his 10 free stocks by making his first trade on Robinhood…

  2. [deleted]

    [deleted]

  3. saysjuan

    This is to troll AI trading algos that see that insiders are buying stocks. Would be hilarious if we started seeing a number of other execs buying 1 share to trick the algos.

  4. Sea-Hand8212

    Some kind of experiment?

  5. Romanian_

    Dollar cost averaging

  6. Zaros262

    He realized he was down to 420,696,968 shares and had to do something about it

  7. Tonegle

    He’s trying to signal that he doesn’t need cash/is not selling anytime soon.

    I guess copying the new trend among top CEO’s, “what can I do to garner media attention and manipulate the price of my company’s stock, while *not* breaking any laws set by the SEC?

  8. CRAZYSCIENTIST

    Next time he’s asked about selling stock he can say “Look, recently I’ve been selling stock but I’ve also bought stock, it doesn’t mean I don’t value this company and think it’s going to continue to outperform”

  9. JonPM

    Bezos: “Yes I’d like to buy 1 entire Amazon please”

  10. Loud_Pain4747

    He was going to get a tattoo of the Amazon logo, but opted for this instead.

  11. Balls_Legend

    Give it a day or two and the conspiracy theories should be in full swing

  12. pianoman_alex

    Eff their wives, drink their blood…

    And buy 1 share of Amazon stock.

    Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos

  13. DixieNormaz

    Or it’s a counter to the other 5 or so execs that sold shares the same week. Saying “the top 5 inside shareholders all sold shares this week” doesn’t sound good. Now you can say one bought. Who knows.

  14. jennwiththesea

    Fat finger

  15. GoldenGod48

    Calls on AMZN

  16. praisetheboognish

    Ken was begging him to buy and pump the stock so Jeff said he’d buy one share then he laughed and laughed and kept laughing while Ken just sat there.

  17. Million2026

    Maybe testing out placing an order on a new brokerage he’s using or something.

  18. Just_Will5206

    pulling some Bruce Wayne shit

  19. An_Innocent_Coconut

    “As you can see, Jeff Bezos sees great things in the future for Amazon and is highly confident that the company will grow at, or over the pace we estimate.

    We are also working on AI to help us optimize our system. This is why Jeff bought an additional stock.”

  20. marsbup2

    It’s a sign

  21. gnocchicotti

    Algorithm triggered for insider buying and media sentiment. Brilliant cost/benefit here.

  22. Swiftnice

    There’s no way he handles his own portfolio. He has a family office make his investing decisions.

  23. Alexa_is_a_mumu

    Jeff Bezos trying that day in a life of a poor person challenge.

  24. Big-Routine222

    Until he comes out and says that he isn’t, I will remain convinced that JPowell is a mod for WSB.

  25. x3lr4

    The most important part of information is that he reported the purchase at 4:20 pm.

  26. MarcusElden

    someone gave him a cool $125 in a card for his birthday

  27. [deleted]

    Bro probably had a sesh and took a trip down memory lane. For old times sake

  28. RedTruck1989

    Gonna give it to his “girl” for her birthday…

  29. [deleted]

    Why didn’t he buy any from 2005 to 2009?

  30. IncomingAxofKindness

    So this is why it jumped up Friday

  31. Peelboy

    Couch money

  32. Anonyman0009

    He was just checking to see if his Robinhood app was still active

  33. ThetaForLife

    Dude gotta add 1 more share to his 99999 shares. He will then sell 1000 atm credit calls.

  34. FTWilly

    From where does one get such informations? Is Bazos required to share his trades?

  35. Independent_Tie_4984

    I buy one share of stock fairly often just to keep it visible in my main portfolio.

    I know, watchlists, blah blah.

    I’m staring at my portfolio most of the day on one of my screens and it’s easier to keep an eye on things if I have a share.

  36. Majestic-Two4184

    Amazon is going to pump

  37. A_L_A_N_

    He was just smoking weed, getting high, and bought a share!

  38. Limp_Plastic8400

    ceo entrepreneur, born in 1964, jeffeeeery, jeffery bezos

  39. Additional-Sock8980

    Cheap way of getting some media attention and more links to his site.

    Also must be fun to waste some Wall Street analysts time pondering for hours if that one share means amazon is under valued.

  40. Strange-Chance-8195

    So load the boat on puts ?

  41. EatMoarTendies

    He’s signaling to his buddies that something is about to happen.

  42. Zealousideal_Ad5995

    This is his soon to be wife’s dowry

  43. eCh3mist604

    He lectured about making 2-3 good decisions a day. This was one of them I guess

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