24 Comments

1. 

   BreezeAE86 on October 3, 2022 at 5:59 pm

   Going to be awkward screwing this thing while the puppeteers watch and work the legs.

2. 

   gonejahman on October 3, 2022 at 5:59 pm

   I can’t see them are they wearing all black or something?

3. 

   Mynock33 on October 3, 2022 at 5:59 pm

   It’s okay if it needs help walking because it’s going to be watertight and can be used as a boat.

4. 

   symploke on October 3, 2022 at 5:59 pm

   Nowadays, humans are their pets’ assistants. Why not?

5. 

   barneyaa on October 3, 2022 at 5:59 pm

   Instead of not buying twitter he could’ve bought boston dynamics

6. 

   Shtonky on October 3, 2022 at 5:59 pm

   Wow! Grimes looks really different.

7. 

   MrWittyFinger on October 3, 2022 at 5:59 pm

   I need to manually walk my wife after she’s had a night with her bf

8. 

   Minimum-Truth-6554 on October 3, 2022 at 5:59 pm

   Reminds me of that one time they rolled out their Cyber truck and advertised that it has armor glass and broke as soon as they put that theory into test

9. 

   theineffablebob on October 3, 2022 at 5:59 pm

   Is this Tesla’s metaverse

10. 

    inphoenixrn on October 3, 2022 at 5:59 pm

    You guys are fucking morons. At the price point of $20k* this robot practically sells itself.

    * 3 person operating team sold separately. Some assembly required.

11. 

    ThatRandomGuy915 on October 3, 2022 at 5:59 pm

    I love how Tesla has to walk their robots while Boston Dynamics can make their robots dance.

12. 

    Slut_Spoiler on October 3, 2022 at 5:59 pm

    It works AS GOOD as self driving cars

13. 

    anon4357 on October 3, 2022 at 5:59 pm

    It’s intended to be carried by a Boston Dynamics robot or a human. You’re just using it wrong because you don’t want to see people on Mars and you’re probably a pedo too.

14. 

    Obsidianram on October 3, 2022 at 5:59 pm

    Maybe throw a brick at it…..oh, wait…

15. 

    DidYouReadThatThing on October 3, 2022 at 5:59 pm

    Can you fuck it? https://youtu.be/VXz0KgNjK-0

16. 

    uniquelyavailable on October 3, 2022 at 5:59 pm

    It would have been more impressive if it hobbled itself out with senior citizens mobility walker

17. 

    icpbutthut on October 3, 2022 at 5:59 pm

    I was hoping they would all rip their clothes off and also be robots. Elon just pulls a classic Chris Angel on us.

18. 

    secondliaw on October 3, 2022 at 5:59 pm

    Adam & Eve and Tesla partnership in coming.

19. 

    Alatornio on October 3, 2022 at 5:59 pm

    Who wants a handjob from this piece of shit.

    Puts on Tesla. Fucking 95 times earnings and this is the future? Think about it.

    That fucking robot will break the stock

20. 

    bigblacksnail on October 3, 2022 at 5:59 pm

    It’s like that one time where they were showcasing the “bulletproof”/“unbreakable” windows on the Cyber truck and they ended up breaking lol

21. 

    Junpei_desu on October 3, 2022 at 5:59 pm

    Man I wish I’d bought some TSLA shorts and held through the weekend so that I could buy a Boston Dynamics robot in the future.

22. 

    FunToBuildGames on October 3, 2022 at 5:59 pm

    I was hoping that robot would bust some moves when the beat dropped … alas ‘twas just a grandad wobble

23. 

    WoolooOfWallStreet on October 3, 2022 at 5:59 pm

    Does it fold clothes?

    That’s all I want

24. 

    nasz_360 on October 3, 2022 at 5:59 pm

    Tesla is a stock pump company. Musk needs to give his fanboys something to jerk off to. Since the cult has really low standards, anything will do.